barbie-isms

• if the 2 of you are playing and one of you is crying, you are not playing! (to my kids long long ago) f the iif
• if a man shows you who he is, believe him!
• you have no business asking a girl out on a date until you have something more to offer her than her parents already do. 

• i need back-up lights for my back side
• i am not fat it's just that my clothes are all shrinking (only mine oddly)
• hope chest-definition-the place where i put my clothes hoping they will fit me again.
• true beauty comes from allot of really hard work on the things that are inside.
• the 1st child is the lie God tells you so you will have more.
• if men had babies...they would have competitions and bragging sessions to talk about how quickly and coolly they pushed that baby out!
• someone says something that makes you feel bad-2 rules...1-is what they said true? 2-is this a person you respect and admire their opinion? if the answer to either one of those questions is no- then blow it off!
• God is always with you even when you'd rather He'd not be there ;)